, Naughty Answers! | Secret Garden

Naughty Answers! | Secret Garden

Naughty Answers! | Secret Garden

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Naughty Solutions!

Gentleman arrives home, finds his spouse with his friend in bed.
He shoots his mate and kills him.

Wife suggests :


“If you behave like this, you will eliminate ALL your friends”.

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A compact Boy wrote to Santa Claus, “send me a brother”

Santa wrote back,

” Ship ME YOUR MOTHER”

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What is the definition of Mistress?

Someone concerning the Mister and Mattress

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Husband asks:

“Do u know that the which means of Wife is:

W
ithout
I
nformation
F
ighting
E
pretty-time
Wife replies:
No,……
It means:

W
ith
I
diot
F
or
E
ver !!!”

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What’s the variance between stress, tension and stress?

Anxiety is when spouse is expecting,… Pressure is when girlfriend is expecting.
Panic is when both are pregnant.

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Grammar Trainer: Do you know the significance of a time period?

Child:
Yeah, as soon as my sister reported she has missed just one, my mother fainted, father bought a heart assault & our driver ran away

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A youthful boy asks his Father :”What is the difference in between self-confident and private?

Father suggests:
“You are my son, I’m assured about that. Your close friend about there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

Taken from forwarded e mail.

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