, 400+ Tinder Pick Up Lines to Impress Your Next Right Swipe!

400+ Tinder Pick Up Lines to Impress Your Next Right Swipe!

400+ Tinder Pick Up Lines to Impress Your Next Right Swipe!

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So, you’re looking for some foolproof Tinder pick up lines… and your search led you here.

Don’t worry, it’s natural for you to be picky. Because let’s face it: it’s either gonna be a hit, or a miss.

And if you may have missed a couple of times… I know you want to hit the mark this time.

Whatever your goal might be: to start a conversation? to talk to a stranger? or to break the ice? I promise you, with this think-piece, it’s gonna be the easiest walk ever!

Right from super hilarious tickling pick up lines, to corny sentimental pick up lines, this list can make any heart tingle for you!

What else are you waiting for? You’ve got 20 vast categories, and 400 different pick up lines… all listed down here.

Pondering about what should be your opening lines? If nothing works, there is one thing that can never fail: your sense of humor.

So, begin with a bang… with these funny tinder pick up lines…

Funny Tinder pick up lines

Before you dream of walking with her for miles, you have to make her smile. And it’s never impossible when you have me, right here, to help you.

So dive in to read some super funny tinder pick up lines, and yes, don’t forget to pass a wink when the time is right! 😉

1. Are we, like, married now?

2. Roses are red, violets are fine, Yoda I am, will you be mine?

3. If you were a fruit, you’d be a Fineapple. What do you say?

4. This is my pick-up line. How are you?

5. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should we try again?

6. My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I’ll make an exception for you.

7. What do you call a string of people lifting a mozzarella cheese? A cheesy pickup line?

8. I’m researching important dates in history, do you want to be mine?

9. Do you ever wear fishnets? Because you’re a real catch.

10. You have my interest. Are you a bank loan?

11. Do you like cheese? Would you like to dip in me?

12. Tell me, how can I impress you?

13. Are you http? Because without you I’m just ://…

14. What’s a perfect person like me doing without your phone number?

15. I’d say you’re a bomb, but that could turn into a deadly conversation…

16. All your pics came through at a 45-degree angle. Guess you’re acute-y.

17. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

18. Hey, you have a dog! Does that mean I’ll never win the “best ever cuddler” title?

19. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

20. You sound busy. Is there any chance of adding me to your to-do list?

Enjoyed it? Superb! We are moving to the good tinder pickup lines now. But hey, no one asked you to stop giggling!

Keep up with the smile on your face and keep reading…

Good tinder pick up lines

Good times make good memories, and good memories make a good life. And this list of good pick up lines is going to make up a good conversation.

So come on!

21. Hey there, I’m writing an article on the finer things in life and I was hoping I could interview you.

22. I assumed happiness started with an “h,” but I guess it actually starts with “u.”

23. Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?

24. I’m not able to feel myself today. Can I feel you instead?

25. Do you work at Subway? ‘Cause you just gave me a foot-long.

26. Did you just breathe? Because you blew me away!

27. Can I borrow your lips? I’ll give you mine.

28. Do you think I’m brave? Because I’m gonna ask your father for your hand.

29. I need some directions and it looks like you know how to get to a pretty city.

30. Do you like bagels? Because you’re bae goals.

31. Are you good at telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.

32. Do you like messing up? Then I’m here.

33. What! Did you call me yesterday? What’s the number?

34. Do you believe in God? He has sent me for you.

35. Do you think Ocean should be full of wine? Then you should be mine.

36. Have you been to a 5-Star? I’m sure it must have been jealous of you.

37. Don’t you believe I’m single? Let me hit you!

38. Are you honest? Do I look attractive?

39. Is the chair uncomfortable? Well, you have my arms.

40. Have I seen you before? Oh yes, I remember now. It was in the dictionary next to the word “gorgeous”!

Unique? Weren’t they? Well, thank me later…

Of course, you still miss the old cheesy pick up lines. No issues… No one’s gonna return disappointed. Ready steady and get into a cheesy pickup line competition!

What do you say?

Cheesy pick up lines tinder

We all loveee cheeseeee… don’t we?

So, why wait?

41. What’s your favorite drink? Ohh, same as mine!

42. Can I borrow your phone? I should call God and tell him I’ve found His missing angel.

43. I have 1-ply, and 2-ply, but I want your re-ply.

44. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

45. They say Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth. They’ve never stood next to you.

46. Hey, I’m looking for treasure. Can I look inside your heart?

47. Do you still have a heart? Or is it missing after meeting me?

48. Do you know why you are beautiful? (Why?) Because you have got Full Beauty!

49. Have you got Wings? Because my heart is flying.

50. Well, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d make a Pretty Cute couple.

51. Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears.

52. I am tired. I need a comfortable bed. Are you available?

53. Do you drink milk? It sure did your body good.

54. Let’s play Titanic. You’ll be the iceberg and I’ll go down.

55. Do you know what I have in common with the Little Mermaid? We both want to be part of your world.

56. Charmanders are red, Mudkips are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.

57. Your eyes are like IKEA. I’m totally lost in them.

58. Hey, I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

59. By any chance, are you Ariel? Because we Mermaid for each other.

60. You must be good at Academics. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

So, that was some super-cheesy pick up lines.

What about having a smooth conversation that just lets you go with the flow…

Never heard of something like this before? Come on, try it and you won’t regret it. Coz, every pick up line is a sip of energy for a riveting chit chat.

Smooth tinder pick up lines

To strike a buttery conversation you need to have some pick up lines that also act as conversation starters. After all, they help set the base for the thrilling gossip that is about to begin after this.

61. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, don’t they?

62. Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.

63. You know what… you don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

64. Do you have time…? I have got the place.

65. Do you sit in sugar? You have a sweet ass.

66. Let’s commit the perfect crime.  I’ll steal your heart; you steal mine.

67. Who said I’m stalking you? I’m doing research.

68. Do you like Nintendo? Because Nintendo and Wii would look good together.

69. Are you a ground coffee? You must be Espresso cause you’re so fine.

70. Can I borrow a kiss from you? I promise I’ll return it.

71. Are you glitter? Because you sparkle my life?

72. Hey, my name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

73. Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because you’re sexy.

74. Do you like raisins? What do you feel about a date?

75. Is this autumn? Because I’m about to “fall” for you.

76. Take my breath away, I want to feel breathless.

77. Do you wanna get a coffee? Because I like you a latte!

78. Do you smoke pot? Because we-ed look cute together.

79. You have beautiful curves on your body, but your smile is my favorite.

80. Lemme guess, is your name Earl Gray? Because you look like a hot-tea!

Are you looking for the best list?

Well then keep reading…

Best tinder pick up lines

Dive into an exclusive, one and only best list of Tinder pickup lines… because I’ve hand-picked all the pick up lines in this section.

81. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

82. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine got stolen.

83. Are those mirrors in your eyes? Because I can see myself in them.

84. Our love will be like the number Pi: irrational and endless.

85. You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line… :!

86. Would you prefer Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?

87. I bet I know when your birthday is. October 10. Because you’re a 10/10.

88. You look like a challenge. I like taking challenges.

89. I woke up thinking today was just another boring Monday, and then I saw your photo on my app.

90. Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you — drinks this week?

91. Have you been missing something for this long? Coz we never met until today.

92. You know what is best here? It’s you.

93. If we were at home, cuddling on a rainy Sunday morning, what would we have for breakfast? a) Pancakes b) bacon and eggs c) crêpes d) acai bowl e) something else?

94. Are you good at deciding dating places? Which one is good for us?

95. You are not an apple, but I may bite your red cheeks.

96. Are you a rose? Then I would love to smell you.

97. Have you got a sweet tooth? I am a chocolate!

98. Wanna live a wonderful life? Marry me!

99. On a lazy Sunday: Netflix all day, getting lost in a museum, or cuddling with me?

100. Your phone has GPS, right? Because I’m going to get lost in your eyes.

Hang on! Enough of a good boy and a good girl. What about trying something nasty?

The dirty minds need a turn on now! No worries your list is ready sir/ma’am…

Dirty tinder pick up lines

Are you wet, because I’m thirsty? So you know how the list is going to be… and as you move DOWN the list, every pick up line is gonna take you to a super “fun” ride.

Don’t blame me later! 😉

101. “Need a pillow to sit on? I can be yours if you want.”

102. Baby, are you a lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight.

103. Are you a hunter? Let me be your prey

104. Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?

105. Hold on, you’ve got something on your ass. My eyes.

106. I must be a beaver because I’m dying for your wood.

107. I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a few more inches tonight.

108. I seem to have lost my undies. Can I have yours?

109. If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

110. That sweater looks amazing on you. I bet I would too!

111. Did you just kiss sugar? Because you taste sweet.

112. Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I swear I can see myself in your pants.

113. Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m with you.

114. Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?

115. Do you like pancakes? Well, how about IHOP on the ass.

116. Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. He’d like your phone number. He wants to know where he can get a hold of me in the morning.

117. If I were a balloon, would you blow me?

118. Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy.

119. Are you a woodchuck? Because I can see your wood.

120. Do I have to sign for your package?

Who said cuteness is boring? This cuteness is so engrossing that you’ll struggle coming out of it.

Check out the cute tinder pickup lines… I am sure you’ll keep coming back to them.

Cute tinder pick up lines

What’s more beautiful: Your eyes or your partner? Your partner? Awww…  Nevermind! This list is going to be all about these AWWW moments. So keep scrolling!

121. I’m glad that I just bought life insurance.  Because when I saw you, my heart stopped.

122. You’re so sweet that I’m having a toothache.

123. Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da-balm.

124. Did you fall in a pile of sugar? You’re looking super sweet.

125. Is it hot here, or is it just because of you?

126. Will you be my Facebook story? Because I am sure I’ll get good watches.

127. If life was a deck of cards you are the queen of my heart.

128. If Rinder was heaven, we would be a match made in heaven.

129. What is such a beautiful lady like you doing without me?

130. I guess this is the moment we have been waiting for.

131. If I were a lottery, I would make sure you win.

132. My eyes are not as beautiful as you, but they pour equal love.

133. The first day I saw you will always be a moment in my life.

134. Are you a watch? With you, I see that the time fleets fast.

135. Who is cuter? You or you?

136. When you have kids, I am confused about who will get more kisses.

137. Are you painting? Because you’ve added colors to my canvas.

138. Is it your smile or a magnet? I can’t move away from you.

139. Are you a drug? Because you’re so addictive

140. I heard heaven is peaceful. But so is your lap…

Hey, did you sound too cute to be smart? Then prove them wrong with the next list of clever Tinder pickup lines.

Clever tinder pick up lines

For all the smart asses out there, it’s time to play a witty Fox! 😉

Grab the opportunity to flaunt your clever pick up lines and impress your interest in almost no time… because every pickup line is gonna make them think for a while…

141. Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

142. Can I follow your heart? Because my parents told me to follow my dreams.

143. Are you Google? Because you got everything I am searching for.

144. If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world, you would have a dollar by now.

145. You’re my favorite subject, I’m doing research.

146. Didn’t we share a class together? I would’ve sworn we had chemistry.

147. Lemme guess, you are a burger at McDonald’s, because you’re the McGorgeous.

148. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

149. If I were to rearrange algebra, I would replace your X and you wouldn’t need to figure out Y.

150. I’m not a mathematician, but I’m good with numbers. Give me your contact number and watch what I can do with it.

151. We’re not socks. But we’d make a great pair.

152. May I rearrange the alphabet? I’d put U and I together.

153. Hey, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

154. Are you a camera? Because everytime I look at you, I smile.

155. I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

156. Are you a broom? Because you’ve swept me off my feet.

157. Are you from Tennessee? You’re the only ten I see.

158. Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you’re CuTe.

159. If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

160. I won’t say God bless you, because He already did.

Did you enjoy it? Was it interesting? Great… time to dig in the great list now.

Great tinder pick up lines

Let them drop their Jaws when you speak. These pick up lines are just too great to be in a general conversation.

I promise, this list is gonna make your Tinder love feel all the more special…

161. Can I have your picture? I will show Santa what I want for Christmas.

162. Are we near some airport, or is it my heart taking off?

163. Am I in a museum? Because you’re truly a work of art.

164. You should have been a phaser on Star Trek, you’d be set to stun!

165. Hello! (Act like a waiter)– Here’s your icebreaker garnished with awkwardness.

166. What’s your definition of a good weekend? Being with me?

167. Can you lock your eyes? Because I am gonna dive into them!

168. Your hands look soft. Do they need someone to feel them?

169. Are you a tourist spot? Coz, people love to visit you.

170. If you’re as good at cuddling as you’re good looking, I’m signing myself up on the waitlist for a date.

171. This is how I’d describe you in three emojis <Add emojis> Now you describe yourself in three emojis.

172. If you are ice then I am your cream, if you are cream then I am your ice.

173. If God made you, then He is definitely an artist!

174. If I didn’t meet you, I would never know what beautiful looks like.

175. Think of me like a trophy. If you win, I’ll make you proud.

176. I am adventurous. Would you like to experience me?

177. Not much of a bio, would you mind if I lightening round you a couple questions?

178. Your profile made me stop in my tracks.

179. Forget hydrogen. You should be the number one element!

180. What’s your favorite meal: Thai, Italian or French?

Didn’t fling and flirt for a long time? Now is the time, buddy! Now, and this moment itself… The list is all yours and so is your mood.

Come on, let’s dive in…

Flirty tinder pick up lines

When you are flirting, you need to be all out… no, I don’t mean you should be “dirty”.  

What I mean is, that you must not shy away and beat around the bush because that’s gonna make the person sitting on the other side of the screen, weird.

What are you even scared of when you’ve such a great guide, right here!

181. You’re seriously hot. And I’m seriously happy we matched.

182. Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!

183. Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.

184. You look cold. Will you use me as a blanket?

185. If I said you had a good body would you hold it against me?

186. Are you a parking ticket? Bcz you’ve got fine written all over you.

187. What’s wrong with my eyes? I can’t take them off you.

188. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.

189. ThankGod I remembered to bring my library card! Because I am checking you out.

190. Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.

191. Are you a map? I like exploring you.

192. Just like a broken pencil, life without you is pointless.

193. Are you a booger? I’d pick you first.

194. Are you Atlantic? I want to get lost in you.

195. You’re so sweet. Are you made out of chocolate?

196. Remember me? Oh, that’s absolutely right, I’ve only met you often in my dreams.

197. Are you a campfire? Because you’re super hot and I want s’more.

198. Would you grab my arm? I want to tell my friends that I’ve been touched by an angel.

199. Do I know you? Bcoz you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

200. Hey, I’m going for a walk. Will you hold this (my hand) for me?

Ooops, is it really hot, or was it just the list? Whatever!

Time to get into some emotions now with the coming corny pick up lines for tinder.

Corny pick up lines for tinder

The flirt on fun is fine, but there comes a time when you just need to focus on their feelings. Is it possible? YES. Why not?

Get hold of these corny pick up lines and see how the stones melt…

201. Are you living in a corn field? Cause I’m stalking you.

202. Are you a Transformer? Because you would be Optimus Fine.

203. Was your father an alien? Because there’s no one else like you on Earth.

204. Are you the square root of 1? Because you seriously can’t be real!

205. Wondering what I was doing for so long? Of course, I was waiting for you to come.

206. Thinking about what can make me smile? It’s a yes from you.

207. Do you have a hook? Please keep me hooked.

208. Who makes the morning coffee for you? Can I be the one?

209. Are you having a headache? Because I can give the best massage.

210. You know what one should do to have cute babies? Marry you! Simple…

211. Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine?’

212. Opposites attract. Why don’t you move to the south and I to the north?

213. What is the size of your soul? I am searching for my soulmate.

214. Did you have a call from Cupid? He just gave you my heart.

215. Don’t ask me what my type is. It’s you.

216. What’s the size of your heart? I am looking for a habitable estate.

217. Is your name rare? Because you are not easily found.

218. I searched for a Beautiful Greek Goddess. Google showed your picture.

219. Tell me the spelling of CUTE. (C-U-T-E) Wrong. (Then say the name of the person. )

220. Your beauty made me realize that my eyes are precious.

Oh… yeah… I see the lovers drowning! Don’t Stop.

In fact drown deep with the sexy tinder pickup lines, because this is your moment, dude.

Sexy tinder pick up lines

If it is sexy, it has to make your eyes pop out

Don’t worry this list is going to do just that. Try it, trust me, it cannot get juicier than this!

221. Are you my laptop? Because you’re really hot and I’m concerned.

222. Are you a cake? Because I want a piece of that.

223. Your body is 75% water and I’m thirsty.

224. Idk why, but I was feeling a lil off today. When you came along, you definitely turned me on.

225. Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?

226. I am dying to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

227. Are you a professional baker? Because those buns look Yummmm…

228. I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete.

229. Do you have a sunburn? Or are you always this hot?

230. Do you drink Pepsi? Because you’re so-da-licious.

231. I’ll give up my morning cereal. I’d spoon you instead.

232. If being sexy was a crime, then damnnn, you’d be guilty as charged.

233. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.

234. I think I saw you on Spotify. You were listed as the hottest single?

235. Are you an onion? Coz I want to remove your layers.

236. I think you should cage me, because you are making me go wild.

237. What do you prefer: early morning rising on early morning arousing?

238. Are you addicted to red wine? Because your lips are redder…

239. I forgot my perfume today, will you give me a hug?

240. I’m not a hoarder. But I totally want to keep you forever.

You have got an attitude, wit, and lots of love. But all this cannot be served without confidence, right?

That’s why we need the next list of confident pick up lines for tinder.

Confident pick up lines tinder

Low confidence can be an absolute deal-breaker when you’re trying to throw in a pick-up line.

So, don’t appear like a dumb and waste their time by sounding confused and lost. And if you have no clue of how to make this happen, then just follow this list of confident pick up lines. It’s the easiest ever.

241. Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

242. They say heaven is the best place. No one has ever been around you.

243. Do you know what’s on the menu today? Me-N-U.

244. On a scale of 1 to 10, I’d give you a 9, because I’m the 1 you’re missing.

245. My friends challenged me that I wouldn’t be able to impress the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money?

246. Do you have a pencil? I just want to erase your past and write our future together.

247. Are you the same beautiful and intelligent girl my mom said she would find for me?

248. I wanna live in your socks. I will be with you every step of the way.

249. You must be a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

250. Don’t you think that you owe me a drink? [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine. 😉

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251. May I show your picture to prove to all my friends that angels actually exist?

252. I’m sorry, were you talking to me? No? Would you like to initiate?

253. Have you got a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

254. It’s you or a drink? I feel intoxicated.

255. Do you know what my shirt is made of: Boyfriend/girlfriend material?

256. I was thinking of changing my relationship status… because I think I have got you.

257. I don’t believe in planning, should we have kids?

258. Match the following: You to me!

259. You must be good at math. Can you tell me what would be the additional sum of you and me?

260. If God makes someone as beautiful as you, I’m sure he’d keep it for Himself this time.

Missing the fun and laughter we had in the beginning? Don’t worry we have got another batch ready for you.

And this time it’s not just funny… It’s humorous and super hilarious.

Hilarious tinder pick up lines

You can use this list whenever your conversation takes a terrible or boring turn. Because there is nothing that laughter cannot fix. So go on!

261. Two truths and a lie! Go!

262. Are you the COVID vaccine? Because I would never turn you down.

263. Are you a wi-fi? I’m totally feeling a connection.

264. Is your middle name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!

264. Do you know CPR? Because you are taking my breath away.

265. Did you hurt yourself when you fell from Heaven?

266. I’m in the mood for pizza. A pizza you!

267. You are sweeter than honey. Have you been covered by bees?

268. Are you a gardener? I like your tulips.

269. Did you meet a genie? Well, here I am. What are the other two wishes?

270. Are you my phone charger? Because I’d die without you.

271. Are you an omelet? Because you make me egg-cited.

272. Your hand looks heavy. Will you let me hold it for you?

273. Are you mexican? Because you’re my Juan and only!

274. I’m not an organ donor, but I’ll be glad to give you my heart.

275. Are you German? I’d like to be Ger-man!

276. Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

277. Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that tells me I should take you out.

278. Just wanted to let you know, you have some cute on your face.

279. Are you an Australian? I’m saying this because you meet all of my koalafications.

280. Send me your favorite GIF so I get to know you better?

Well, I think that made you unwind and freshen up. Obviously, you needed it. Guess why? Because we are to begin within next naughty and flirty list of sexual pick up lines.

Tinder sexual pick up lines

Could you have been happier than this? One think-piece and you have got all the juice packed in here.

Welcome to another sensual and arousing list of pick up lines so that you give your conversation a raunchy lift!

281. I like you like I like my coffee. Constantly inside me.

282. Are you jelly, because jam doesn’t shake like that.

283. Are you wearing space pants? Because your butt is out of this world.

284. I’m not staring at your b👀bs. I’m staring at your heart.

285. Is there a lightswitch on my forehead? Because everytime I see you, you turn me on.

286. I am picky at taste, but you are yummmm.

287. Are you butt dialing me? I thought I heard your ass calling me.

288. Roses are red, violets are blue. I like spaghetti, let’s go screw.

289. Are you talented? Then you should be down there.

290. Apart from your eyes do you know what else is magical? My fingers.

291. Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore — my face should be among them.

292. I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.

293. I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.

294.  I’m not a dentist, but I bet I could give you a filling.

295.  Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

296. Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.

297. Do I have to sign for a makeout?

298. I hear you’re looking for a stud. Well, I’ve got the STD and all I need is you.

299. I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

300. The condom in my pocket expires tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?

So, these were a few sexy pick up lines.

But we’ve all come across a few pick up lines that are an absolute disaster.

Let me tell you there are some real bad tinder pickup lines, which are so bad that they have become famous for being bad. Take a look!

Bad pick up lines for tinder

Not all that you assume to be bad, is bad in reality.

This bad list is full of cringy pickup tinder lines which were so terrible that they have become successful!  

Yes, people actually use these lines!

301. Are you an alien? Cause you abducted my heart.

302. Are you a watermelon? I want your juice.

303. If I won a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d love to have a galaxy in my hand.

304. Is your heart broken? I am good at mending.

305. Do you wanna check out the Leaning Tower of Pisa? I could send you a photo of it.

306. Have you tried the Longer burger at KFC yet?

307. Are you a child of Satan? Cause I feel you are a bad, bad girl

308. As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.

309. Hello, booty-full!

310. Do you like being choked?

311. Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that sexy.

312. Do you like lollipops or a chocobar?

313. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, let’s have sex inside my car.

314. Did you just fart? Because I am feeling blown.

315. Do you prefer BDSM or role play?

316. You look like a heroine. Are you casted in movies?

317. You look like the same naughty girl I was searching for.

318. I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.

319. You are Chinese. I am an American. Let’s make a hybrid.

320. Drinks or coffee this week?

Bad? But what is coming next is the worst…

Worst pick up lines tinder

These lines are the perfect example of people who wear a heavy gown on a funeral night.

It’s worth taking a look! Trust me…

321. You look Bubbly, but you are cute.

322. Are you up for a challenge, then seduce me in 5 minutes.

323. Lust or love? What’s your type?

324. Describe your sex life with a movie line.

325. What would you prefer: a French kiss or an Australian kiss?

326. How do you punish? Blindfold or handcuff?

327. Hey girl, are you a beaver? Cause damn!

328. Are you a letter box? I want to drop something into you.

329. Do you like dogs? And dog style?

330. You are like a prize chicken. I don’t know if I should eat you, or preserve you.

331. You know what you would look really sexy in? My lap.

332. Will you be my sofa? Because I’m exhausted.

333. Are you married?

334. How many relationships have you broken?

335. Do you have the w-Hole because I just have a thing.

336. Show me what you are wearing, because I have a good taste.

337. Would you hook up for fun or true love?

338. If I come to your home, will you ask me to get out, or get in(side) you?

339. Will you get angry if I say I like you?

340. Can you take off your clothes so I can see where you hide your angel wings?

Don’t tell me you have never played the knock knock Tinder game. Even if you have never tried, it’s not too late yet.

The list is waiting… So go on!

Knock knock pick up line tinder

The knock knock Tinder game will get you both on the floor laughing, because this is an epic one and when you have a person to play, all you need is some fail proof content.

Well, the content is absolutely good to go. What else is stopping you from playing? Hurry!!!

341. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wire. Wire who? Wire you still not in my phone’s contacts list?

342.  Knock-knock. Who’s there? When and where? When, where, who? Tomorrow night, my house, you and me.

343.  Knock, knock. Who’s there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don’t say this, but I think I’m falling in love with you.

344. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kiss. Kiss who? Kiss me!

345. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy you think we can go on a date?

346.  Knock, knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police tell me I’m your type!

347. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owl. Owl who? Owl be seeing you soon, right?

348. Knock, Knock. Who’s there? A Herd. A Herd who? Heard you like girls who tell knock-knock jokes!

349. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Do-ya. Do-ya who? Do-ya want to be my girlfriend?

350. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cheese. Cheese who? Cheese a cute girl!

351. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gopher. Gopher who? Gopher me, obviously.

352. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hope. Hope who? Hope you’ll go out with me!

353. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Eyesore. Eyesore who? Eyesore do like you!

354. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pauline! Pauline who? I think I’m Pauline in love with you.

355. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hershey’s. Hershey’s who? Hershey’s kiss!

356. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iguana. Iguana who? Iguana hold your hand.

357. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use—I just can’t stop thinking about you.

358. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how much I love you?

359. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Aldo. Aldo who? Aldo anything for you!

360. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Adore. Adore who? Adore you, who else?

Hahaha! I’m sure you loved it… it’s sometimes the meaningless things that make you laugh the most, and that applies to the knock knock list, as well.

By the way, there are few pick up lines that are exclusively created for girls… including…

Tinder pick up lines for girls

First of all, Cheers Buddy!

If there is a girl on the other side, it means you have seriously got something in you. And this list won’t let you lose the game because it is specially for “a girl”…

361. Are your parents’ bakers? They sure made a cutie pie.

362. I think you are suffering from a deficiency of Vitamin Me.

363. We are like nachos with jalapeños. I’m super cheesy, you’re super hot, and we typically belong to each other.

364. Were you the one to invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright for me.

365. Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!

366. You’re so sweet. You could put Hershey’s out of business… XD.

367. Can you send me a pic of yours? I am missing the deck of queen in my cards…

368. Hello! I guess you are looking for Mr. Right. Well, that’s me!

369. How does it feel to be so gorgeous?

370. Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

371. Wanna see a picture of a beautiful person? (Send them their profile picture)… How’s she?

372. Hey beautiful, will you be my Tinderella?

373. Your hair is as perfect as a calm night to sleep in.

374. You are young and gorgeous. And my love can make you beautiful.

375. The sun didn’t rise today. But your smile was enough to light up my day.

376. I am blinded by your beauty. I need your name and contact number for insurance procedures.

377. If you have a heart to give, I have the place to keep.

378. What do you prefer: makeup or a makeout?

379. Are you a florist? I was thinking, ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.

380. How does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?

Should this mean that the guys don’t need an exclusive list? No. Should this mean that the girls shouldn’t be helped with tinder pickup lines for guys? Absolutely NO!

In fact, your list is waiting right below ma’am!

Tinder pick up lines for guys

If you think guys are not picky on Tinder, then you cannot be more wrong!

This list is exclusively designed with the taste of guys so that the guy talking to you right now can’t stop thinking about you, and your pick up lines.

381. Do you like Harry Potter? Because I adumbledore you.

382. Are you a doctor? My heart beats faster when I see you.

383. Let me tie your shoelaces, cause I don’t want you to fall for anyone else.

384. Do you play soccer? But you seem to be a keeper.

385. On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

386. Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

387. File a complaint beforehand. Because I’m gonna steal your heart in a minute.

388. Don’t say I didn’t warn you, I’m a bad addiction!

389. Are you good at wearing ties, well I can help you everyday.

390. Are you a kidnapper? Why did you abduct my heart then?

391. Have you got biceps? I want to feel them.

392. Are your shoulders comfortable? I want to rest on them.

393. I didn’t think tinder was a good place until I met you.

394. Are you good at making deals? What do you think about my love?

395. Are men that hot in general, or are you an exception?

396. It’s gonna rain tomorrow. Do you want me to join you?

397. If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.

398. You look like a puzzle, and I am great at solving them.

399. You are so hot that I can Instagram you without a filter.

400. Are you religious? Because you are the answer to all my prayers.

Well, I’m sure he will not stop blushing all day long… after all you did a good job!

But wait, the good job does not just depend on these pick up lines. What about things that you should note down before hitting the send button?

Here is what you should do.


5 Things you should think about before hitting send

You choose a random pick up line and hit the send button… without thinking twice.

What happened next? The person ghosted you immediately. It’s not the fault of the online dating world. Neither the dating apps are to be blamed here. It’s you.

Who knows if they did not like what you sent. What to do to ensure that they like what you send? Follow the five steps. Simple!

1. Personalize your Tinder pick-up Line

Don’t send all the 50 people the same Tinder pickup line. You’re better than a telemarketer. Pick and choose depending on the person.

Remember, your pick up line should be so unique, that it should intrigue her. And for that, the secret trick is when you make her feel special.

2. Let it be deep

Your Tinder pickup lines must sound like an arrow spiked from cupid’s bow. Focus on quality rather than quantity. Keep your lines short, but deep enough to make the other one ponder.

3. Take time to research your audience.

Don’t try to be like somebody who chooses lines blindly and argues away. Personalize your introduction to engage your audience. Always nail the first one, for the best impression.

Make sure you check the person’s bio before starting a conversation. Often, boys neglect reading the bio and fire failing shots.  

4. Know your limits

While on Tinder, you should always know your limits – whether you’re a boy or a girl.

Don’t try to do anything to grab your partner’s attention. Infact, learn to accept rejection and don’t act desperate. Desperation often upsets people and makes you appear like a creep.  

5. Know yourself

As a Tinder artist, it is always wise to enhance your skills even if this is your first canvas and you are not experienced.

Ask yourself a question; What Kind of Tinder Guy am I? Witty? Are you funny? Owning to your personality type helps you make the best Tinder opener.

A word from ThePleasantConversation

That’s all you need to up your next conversation on Tinder, my friend. At the end of the day, remember that it’s not good to keep expectations from a stranger.

If you’ve answered a yes in your head from the very beginning, you are naturally going to force things into your conversation.

And that’s not going to do any good for you. It will piss off the person on the other seat and hurt you as well. So, make sure you keep it light and airy, until you get a solid reason to glide into a serious one.

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